Look, it's the Reluctant Receptionist!

Thursday, September 21, 2006

tatt 3

tatt 2

tatt 1

Tuesday, August 15, 2006

it's not a nap, it's a cartwheel.

frankie cartwheels

early casualties

unreal

the future gay wedding invitation photo

after a long evening

the background's real. so are the people.

2384938 gay guys

we're so dark we're blending in

me + sunset + tan = happy

lil' tan

one of a hundred happy couples i spent the week with

GAHgeous

what's that

blurry yet happy

more sunset, again

the world's trashiest towel

more sunset

new houses

sunset

the bay

cook it sister

the view

how dainty

modelface

surprise

cooking? no, pouring drinks.

lounging.

asleep? maybe.

tom looks so innocent when he's passed out.

Monday, July 24, 2006

7am airport excitement

you can't tell just how hot my seat-mate was. but let's say i lucked out.

soldier field. i guess they play sports here or something

caught

come and get her!

oooh someone friendstered me!

i smile like this all the time

my beautiful winning smile

we're so dramatic

the man loves pussy. what can i say?

family portrait

deja vu

what's wrong with this picture?

stoned

reunited at the gay sports bar

lips

emily and her mans

smile, robert.

wha

myspace

kissyface

bitch please

the four

what what

pout

tops of heads

muscles

dance

feets and drinks

shirtless, making faces.

shirtless, smiley.

i need MATZOH! NOW.

terry talks soccer

random gay games soccer player. nice.

these boobs here?

"smile!"

fake brazilian

claudio schiffer

where's the gay beach again?

gold medalists abound

are we in rio?

clones

do my lips look bigger yet?

skewed

eery

more with the shell

rumor has it that the shell unfolds and covers up the whole audience when it rains.

the big bean

Tuesday, May 30, 2006

memorial day pickanick

my roommates have said that i have a knack for taking the least flattering pictures in the history of picture-taking. i, however, think we look HOT. and the picture with the three of us? that's so going on our fridge.

Tuesday, May 23, 2006

aidssssswalk

and now, for your viewing pleasure, here are one million pictures from last weekend's aids walk. please notice a few things: "Cheer NY," which we found awesome; gay bleach-blonde dads in pink shirts and shorts and pink socks; the sheer fucking size of the crowd; and hilary, stretching.

making faces, east village.

these are photos of what happens when you take two straight girls and three gay boys to two dirty, dirty east village gay bars: urge and the COCK. as you can tell, when you move to new york you have to start making very paris hilton-like faces in every picture you take. though i think hilary pulls it off better than my queen ass.